Pricing

I reserve the right to change the price of a print within a limited edition run at any time.

Prices include postage and packing.

 

Returns

The world is full of disposability and dishonesty.  There are people who spend their lives buying clothes from mail order catalogues, wearing them once, and then taking advantage of the returns policy (if you don’t like it you can send it back) just to get an evening’s free wear.  Dishonest.  Modern world.  Horrible.  I don’t like the modern world very much.

Much of the modern world seems to run on a mail order with automatic returns policies.  However this does not necessarily apply everywhere and certainly not to art.  Call me old fashioned, but if you don’t like the image you see on the website, it is best not to buy it.  I am afraid I am unable to send out prints on approval.

Another thing.  The prints are packed really well and it would take a small nuclear explosion to damage them before they get to you.  It’s a bit like the old Harland and Wolff joke about the Titanic (and I admit, probably in rather bad taste) … “She was fine when she left here.”

The website picture will tell you enough about the image for you to know if you like it.  The printed version is how the image is meant to be.  A version of it on a computer screen can only ever be just that, a version.  The computer screen image is not the product, but it represents it, and all computer screens are different (unless you are comparing two monitors of the same make running identical profiles).  Monitor presentations differ.

Please make sure you are as careful as I am when taking the print out of the packaging and please tell your mounter/framer to be equally so.  No fingers on the printed surface except at the very edge.  If it gets damaged it will have happened after it left here.  If it happens here, it doesn’t get sent.

A note about matt prints.  Do not touch the surface at all.  You don’t need to, and they will mark if you do.  Please tell your mounter/framer.  He should know, but extraordinarily, he may not.  Removing dust specs prior to the glass being installed is not done with a naked finger.

In the very unlikely event that the really tough packaging is damaged in transit please photograph the damaged packaging, and email the photograph to me.  Then get in touch with me on the telephone, before attempting to remove the print.